Make-shift toilet paper in SHTF
 

:5_1_120: Don't ask how I discovered this. But if you take ordinary notebook or computer paper soak it in water for a few seconds, let it dry for about half an hour, its soft and plyable and perfect for cleaning your bum if you have no toilet paper left.

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We can always tend to our hygiene the Muslim way...with our left hands.

:puke:

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Bear asks rabbit, "You have problems with shi* sticking to your fur?"
"Not at all." replies bunny.
"Good!" says bear, and promtly wipes his azz with the bunny.

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Blind guy walks up to the bartender and asks him.

"Do you have any toilet paper that says Fu$& you!"
Bartender looks at him and says "No, why?"

"Ok, then I just wiped my azz with your parrot."

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Hell I thought that's what FRNs are for.

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If you have no paper, better learn how to use nature..... leaves work just as well.

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Just remember leaves of three = leave it be. Imagine what it would be like to have poison ivy/oak/sumac down there.:36_1_25:

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does bum = ass in American red neck SPEAK? :)
thanks or the great tip! csrobbins